“Please explain to me what makes apple picking a romantic date.”
“Was Pumpkin Spice one of the Spice Girls or.. ?”
“Oh, I love S’mores!”
“Did you borrow my favorite sweater?”
“Absolutely not on the couples costume this year. Sorry.”
“This warm cinnamon sugar donut is the best thing in my life right now.”
“We can share this blanket if you’re cold.”
“I’m boycotting Thanksgiving this year.”
“Okay, but who spiked the apple cider?!”
“Nope. I don’t mess with ghosts or tarot cards or Ouija boards.”
“Are you seriously superstitious?”
“I love the colors of the leaves this time of year.”
“Finally, it’s sweater weather.”
“You keep your hands to yourself during the hayride.”
“Hey, I just finished raking that leaf pile!”
“Help me carry these adorable pine cones!”
“How many pumpkins do you actually need?!”
“Fair warning. I’m not cleaning pumpkin guts after we finish carving.”
“A corn maze? Have you never seen a horror movie?!”
“Yay football.. I have no idea what’s happening.”
“You look so cute in that jersey.”
“If anything touches me in that haunted house I’m punching first and asking questions later.”
“Wow. This cabin is incredible.”
“Is that the scarf I gave you last year?”
“Okay, who thought DIYing our costumes this Halloween would be a good idea?!”
“I will trick or treat until the day I die. Fight me.”
“Fall is my aesthetic.”
“My mini marshmallow to hot cocoa ratio is way off. Help.”
